Britney Spears attending her son Sean's little league game in West Hills, CA (3/19)

TMZ got a hold of the contract Britney Spears' backup dancers had to sign before working on the video for her song "Hold It Against Me: (and will have to sign before she goes on tour this summer to promote her new album "Femme Fatale"). All I gotta say is that I miss the old Britney:

TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers were required to sign before working on her latest music video. It specifically states, "Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances." The NDA even goes on to say that the dancers can be subjected to drug testing at any time and can be fired for failing a test or even refusing to take one.

If these dancers can't get high, how the hell are they supposed to get through an entire day of listening to Britney Spears? That's just not possible. Not many people outside of the intelligence community know this, but listening to Britney while sober was one of the "enhanced interrogation techniques" the Army used on detainees at Abu Ghraib. One suspected terrorist/confirmed goat herder actually tore his own arm off and beat himself to death with it. It was really quite spectacular.

*30 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet]