Ashton Kutcher is nuts

Ashton Kutcher is nuts

If/when the Apocalypse finally occurs, everyone head on over to Ashton Kutcher's house. He'll have plenty of supplies for everyone. From Life & Style:

Ashton Kutcher likes to be ready — for anything. The actor recently visited the Surplus Value Center in LA and stocked up on $4,000 worth of survival gear for himself and his family. “He is obsessed with the idea of either an earthquake or massive uprising,” an insider tells In Touch. Ashton bought some basic survival packages: emergency blankets, hand-powered radios and flashlights, as well as a lot of emergency water rations and ready-to-eat meals. “The store specializes in anything you might need for basic survival in the event of a natural disaster,” says the insider. “Ashton apparently likes to keep up a good stock of emergency goods.”

Ashton's being ridiculous. You don't need blankets, radios, and rations to survive if there's a huge natural disaster. You just need a hand gun and some bullets. Let the other idiots waste their time hoarding food and clothing -- you'll just end up treating them like a Wal-Mart when you relieve them of their goods with your ~~American Express Black Card~~ Smith & Wesson 9MM. If I lived in Japan, I would have, like, 50 iPads by now.

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Hank R

You know Peter, it always amuses me when an individual posts pure ignorance. Thanks for the laugh.

peter gozinya

You sound naïve. When the apocalypse happens, I'm coming to YOUR house with MY gun.

Anonymous

Please do. I'll have you sighted in about .5 miles way.

Anonymous

Smart boy, I hope he bought several AR-15s and a huge stock of ammo. Otherwise, the rough element may take his stash, and handle that delectible Demi rather harshly. After that they will sell both of them into slavery somewhere south of the border.

Anonymous

Can't legally buy AR-15s and Ak-47s in Calif.

John

omg you're so fucking dumb. i own two ARs (one an m4 variant). please educate yourself & visit calguns.net before posting something this stupid.

On second thought, don't. Better less people be aware you can actually own ARs and AKs and SKSs and M1 Garands and M1As(m14) JUST with a bullet button. That way, you're the first to go in such emergencies.

Jay

I thought gun laws didn't really apply to stars?!

Tom

Funny... I was telling my wife yesterday how I wish I were rich so I could go ahead and build a underground chamber with generators and years of supplies in case some sort of natural disaster happens. Im pretty sure I would be raped and put to slave trading before I could make it to Ashtons house.

Hawk

Oh, shut up kelso!