Aw, what the hell

Alessandra Ambrosio is ridiculously hot

Here's some pictures of Ashton Kutcher and Alessandra Ambrosio (!) from the Brazilian fashion house Colcci's fall/winter campaign. Dammit he lives a charmed life. If this guy doesn't die in a comically funny way within the next year (e.g. an anvil falls on his head), I'm renouncing my faith in God and becoming an atheist.

*5 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

cowbulls

Why is he looking at that teenage boy body looking person? Maybe he is searching for a curve to show it is a woman.

bondbabe

Hey Anonymous, WTF?!! Then wear a dust mask and crawl back under a rock.

Ashton looks as though he is checking to see if her belly button is still there--what a weird photo.

Bob

Tinsletown gossip has it that Kutcher's career is kept afloat by his willingness to service any powerful gay executive that will put him in a movie. Kutcher's not gay, but he's willing to swing that way if it gets him another part.

biebers balls

I wish he could babysit me sometime ..

Rudy

And his mother, I mean his wife, isn't even jealous. Not one little bit.