Anne Hathaway made $750k on Oscar night

Anne Hathaway's albino twin sister Mary

Anne Hathaway -- who, according to unconfirmed reports, may actually be a ghost -- made some serious cash on Oscar night. Same with Gwyneth Paltrow. Speaking of Gwyneth, it's too bad that song she sang during the ceremony wasn't longer. *sigh* From Starpulse:

Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow cashed in at the Oscars - they were both paid big bucks to wear designer jewelry. Co-host Hathaway was reportedly paid $750,000 to wear Tiffany & Co. gems onstage. Paltrow took home $500,000 to wear earrings, a brooch and ring from Louis Vuitton's L'Ame du Voyage collection as she sang "Country Strong's" nominated Best Song "Coming Home."

Isn't this every woman's dream come true? Instead of having to buy jewelry for yourself (or sleep with some pig who will) you actually get paid ridiculous amounts of money to wear expensive bling. I guess the equivalent for a guy would be if you were paid tons of money to sit around all day drunk getting blowjobs -- so a lot like the last twenty odd years of Charlie Sheen's life.

*20 Anne Hathaway pictures total in the gallery:

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Acemeister

Her eyes are so far apart she looks like Admiral Akbar from Star Wars!

coruja_fdp

that mouth around my cock

Anonymous

Remember that Soundgarden video "Black Hole Sun"? Anne totally escaped from there

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

bzero3

She's okay, reminds me of the awkward girl trying to fit in. She could use some of that dough for a tan.

She's more cat person than Cat Woman.

Hawk

Jeez, no love for Miss Hathaway on this comment thread.

Anonymous

Agreed she is hideous yet they give her any role she wants...gay jewish and liberal explains her "appeal" in the biz....shudder

Erok8150

and THIS is going to be catwoman.

remember this post in 2012 and that this very second was when the Dark Knight series went off the rails in Flames.