March 2011 NUDE!

Marloes Horst

Dutch model Marloes Horst

*24 Marloes Horst pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima bikini pics!

That's Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood yesterday kicking off Victoria's Secret "Swim 2011" event. As you can see, Candice is the only one cool enough to not wear one of those stupid cover-ups. Her body is just stupid hot. I heard her vagina is so tight that she can only have sex with Asian guys. True story.

*36 Victoria's Secret Angels pictures total in the gallery:

What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Can we please end this talk already? [Just Jared]

+ Twice the Wonder Woman ass. Twice the fun. [Drunken Stepfather]
+ YOU BITCH! [PopEater]
+ Christina Hendricks dropping just a hint of cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Kathy Griffin. Topless.  Oh dear god. (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ THIS JUST IN: Sofia Vergara has amazing tits [Caught on Set]

+ Ah, to be rich and famous [Cele|bitchy]
+ Sexy Adrianne Palicki, before she was Wonder Woman [Holy Taco]
+ Britney is not that hot [Evil Beet]
+ Hot girl on girl action! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ You dirty whore! [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 5 must-see black and white films shot during the color era

*25 pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus is a little brat

Unless you've had your head buried in the sand the past few weeks, you've probably heard of Rebecca Black and her much-criticized song (but catchy as a motherfucker!) "Friday." Miley Cyrus has also heard it. Go ahead and guess how the spoiled little bitch feels about Rebecca. Go ahead. From an interview with the Sydney Daily Telegraph:

Catapulted to fame off the back of Disney's Hannah Montana, Cyrus slammed the overnight success of YouTube phenomenons such as Rebecca Black.

"It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour," the daughter of country star Billy Ray Cyrus said.

Miley does make a good point. She worked hard to be born to Billy Ray Cyrus. What do Rebecca's parents do? I bet they've never even been to the Grammys. Hah! Losers!

In all seriousness, shut the fuck up Miley. You're not exactly Pavarotti yourself. Seriously, watch both the videos below and tell me which one is dumber. You can't.



*5 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay really looks like shit

The Superficial posted some pics (here) of Lindsay Lohan outside a club in New York last night filming the pilot for her new series Scarface. Um, right? Boy, she really nailed the scene where she acts like a down-on-her-luck junkie, desperate for a quick fix. I smell an Emmy in her future.

Ashton Kutcher is nuts

If/when the Apocalypse finally occurs, everyone head on over to Ashton Kutcher's house. He'll have plenty of supplies for everyone. From Life & Style:

Ashton Kutcher likes to be ready — for anything. The actor recently visited the Surplus Value Center in LA and stocked up on $4,000 worth of survival gear for himself and his family. “He is obsessed with the idea of either an earthquake or massive uprising,” an insider tells In Touch. Ashton bought some basic survival packages: emergency blankets, hand-powered radios and flashlights, as well as a lot of emergency water rations and ready-to-eat meals. “The store specializes in anything you might need for basic survival in the event of a natural disaster,” says the insider. “Ashton apparently likes to keep up a good stock of emergency goods.”

Ashton's being ridiculous. You don't need blankets, radios, and rations to survive if there's a huge natural disaster. You just need a hand gun and some bullets. Let the other idiots waste their time hoarding food and clothing -- you'll just end up treating them like a Wal-Mart when you relieve them of their goods with your American Express Black Card Smith & Wesson 9MM. If I lived in Japan, I would have, like, 50 iPads by now.

*23 Ashton Kutcher pictures total in the gallery:

Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood at the premiere of Soul Surfer at the ArcLight Cinerama Dome in Hollywood (3/30)

*15 Carrie Underwood pictures total in the gallery:

Milla Jovovich nip slip!

Milla Jovovich attended Mikhail Gorbachev's 80th Birthday Gala in London yesterday, and as part of her present to him, she walked around all night flashing her nipple. Wow, that definitely beats the sweater with cats on it my grandma got me last year, though in her defense, one of the cats is playing with a ball of yarn. It's pretty fucking cute.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Milla Jovovich nip slip pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*20 Milla Jovovich nip slip pictures total in the gallery:

Charlie Sheen is going to make a killing from his tour

I bet Charlie donates almost all of the $7 million he makes from his tour to the Red Cross in Japa-LOL. I was almost able to type that without laughing. From the Chicago Sun Times:

After initially strong ticket sales in Chicago and Detroit — the first announced venues for Sheen’s “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option” tour — there seems to be a dropoff in interest. While most of the best seats in the Chicago Theatre have been snapped up for Sheen’s gig here Sunday, some tickets still are available. In places like Tampa and Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., Columbus and Seattle, ticket sales reportedly have been even weaker.

Nonetheless, Sheen supposedly has been guaranteed a minimum tour haul of $7 million — fueled by ticket sales, special “meet and greet” backstage opportunities (for $1,700-plus in Chicago) and a nice chunk of the tour merchandise being sold.

Charlie's getting paid $7 million regardless of how many people show up? He can't lose. The less people that come to his event, the better it is for him. Because he won't have to "meet and greet" with as many people after the show, he'll have plenty of time to get back to his hotel and snort mounds of coke off the asses of his seven live-in prostitutes. I take back everything I've ever said about this guy -- he's fucking brilliant!

*12 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, March 30

Sharon Stone at LAX airport (pics start here)

Rooney Mara on the set of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in London (pics start here)

Eva Mendes on the set of Ansiedad in Vancouver (pics start here)

Mila Kunis leaving a friend's house in L.A. (pics start here)

Matthew Morrison arriving at BBC Radio One Studios in London (pics start here)

Emmy Rossum arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Lara Stone at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Keira Knightley leaving the Comedy Theatre in London (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend Will Kopelman leaving The Cheese Box At Wally's in L.A. (pics start here)

Halle Berry shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at Heathrow airport in London (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom riding his Ducati in L.A. (pics start here)

*103 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: