This is just embarrassing

Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins on the set of Abduction in Pittsburgh (7/13)

I'm sorry, but unless you're 12 and trying to trick your way into the pants of a hot 13-year-old, the term "promise ring" simply shouldn't be in your vocabulary. From the National Enquirer:
Brace yourself, Taylor Swift- if your heart's still tender after your painful bustup with Taylor Lautner: Insiders whisper that he secretly slipped a diamond "promise ring" on the finger of new love Lily Collins, daughter of rocker Phil Collins, at Christmas- pledging his eternal love and "the promise that he'll marry her."
My God, these Hollywood douches are such pussies. What kind of self-respecting man gives a woman a promise ring? Back when men were actually men, when we wanted to let a chick know that she was going to be in our lives forever, we wouldn't get her jewelry. We'd get her drunk, and then an hour later, pregnant.

*25 Taylor Lautner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 1
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 2
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 3
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 4
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 5
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 6
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 1
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 2
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 3
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 4
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 5
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 6
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 7
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 8
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 9
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 10
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 11
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 1
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 2
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 3
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 4
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 5
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 6
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 7
  • Taylor Lautner Promise Ring 8
[Flynet]
February 22, 2011
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  • Channing Taintum

    Signed up just to agree. Well done.

  • Gorn

    LOL. Well-written and then some. That's what's up.

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