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There's been a disease outbreak at the Playboy Mansion . . . but not the good kind of disease where you get to cum. From the New York Post:

Hugh Hefner's iconic bachelor pad is under investigation after more than 80 guests at a conference and party there became sick with a suspected strain of Legionnaires' disease. Scores of attendees at the Domainfest conference in Santa Monica, held Feb. 1 to 3, came down with symptoms including fever, respiratory infections and violent headaches. Four Swedish guests were diagnosed with Legionellosis or pontiac fever -- a milder form of Legionnaires' caused by bacteria that thrives in warm air-conditioning systems.

DNJournal.com editor Ron Jackson, whose wife, Diana, was stricken, said, "So far, the number [of victims] is around 80. Everybody says they became ill around 24 hours after the party.

Jackson said, "Four guys from Sweden were diagnosed with [Legionellosis], and they have the same symptoms as everyone else. I don't want to point the finger at the Playboy Mansion, but the disease blives in warm water, and people were engulfed in mist at that party." He's filed a report with the CDC.

The Playboy Mansion is a cesspool of disease? The hell you say. What else did you expect from a place that's had more seaman drown in its poolside grotto than Pearl Harbor? In all seriousness though, if the Playboy Mansion advertised that they were serving Ebola-laced calamari as appetizers followed by cocktails made up of two parts cholera and one part SARS, you'd still have guys lining up to get in.   

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