Olivia Wilde splits from husband

You shouldn't have gotten all dressed up for me

After 8 years of marriage, Olivia Wilde is splitting up with husband Tao Ruspoli. Hah, what a loser! Have fun the rest of your life being a lonely, um, Italian prince. Aw dammit, this guy's a freaking prince? From People:

"They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work," says a source.

Wilde, 26, eloped with Ruspoli, 35, an Italian prince whose family owns Rome's Palazzo Ruspoli, when she was 18 years old.

Wilde's rep confirmed the separation but no other information was available.

This split is great news! Suddenly that Olivia Wilde portrait I got tattooed on my back isn't looking so foolish. And if butterflies make a comeback this year -- like I know they will -- my ankle tattoo won't be looking as foolish, either. Having friends, here I come!

*10 Olivia Wilde pictures total in the gallery:

Derek117

As Stardom approaches, Olivia is making the last couple of preparations.

First,jettison her non-celeb past...AKA an "inconvenient husband."

Second, (I predict) get a boob job to correct her one remaining physical imperfection.

8 inches

That deviated septum of hers is hot!

Hawk

Ah, the Palazzo Ruspoli.

Love their stuffed crust pizza.

anonymous

it took 8 years for him to realize real women have tits?

Anonymous

It is a good thing that she and her body are back in general circulation.