Ha Ha, you suck Kimora

Kimora Lee Simmons is broke

This story pleases me greatly. From the New York Post:
Sightings: Kimora Lee Simmons, who we reported was ditched from Baby Phat for being too expensive, shopping at the 99 Cent Only Store on Wilshire Boulevard in LA with her kids and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou in tow . . .
Can you really blame Kimora for shopping at the 99 Cent Store? With just ten dollars, you can walk in that place and feel like you're a Russian Oil Magnate on a shopping spree in Milan. It's the perfect place for someone like Kimora who wants to feel like a big deal for a few moments, but in reality isn't. So basically it's exactly like how I feel when I have sex with petite girls.

*10 Kimora Lee Simmons pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 1
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 2
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 3
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 4
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 5
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 6
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 7
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 8
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 9
  • Kimora Lee Simmons 99 Cent Store 10
February 02, 2011
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  • Anonymous

    I'll play your silly game, who the hell is she anyway.

  • anonymous

    do they have gorillas in asia because she looks like one

  • mel

    i'd like to bang the stink out of her.

  • Hawk

    I guess Russell Simmons isn't picking up the check anymore...

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