Katy Perry’s big boobs burden

Katy Perry in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in 2008 

If I hear one more woman complain about how it was hard growing up with big boobs because they “weren’t like all the other girls,” my head is going to explode. You’ll never hear me complain about how it was hard growing up with a huge cock. I was smart enough to realize that it would open doors for me — sometimes literally. It’s that strong. Via Us Weekly:

Thanks to her racy stage persona, it’s hard to imagine Katy Perry was ever insecure about her size 32D chest — but the 26-year-old singer tells the March issue of Elle that she was often mocked for having a bustier figure as a teen.

“I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with, so I wore minimizers, which were not cute. [The worst part was] those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, and all I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know that these things would come in handy someday.”

Katy expects us to believe that she actually wondered if her tits would “come in handy someday”? Right, because ginormous cans have always been such a huge career impediment to other celebrities in the entertainment industry. If Katy had gotten her wish and actually ended up with boobs the size of Kate Moss’, her career would have fallen as flat as her chest.

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Tags: Boobs, Katy Perry
February 9, 2011 - 12:15 pm