Katy Perry in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico in 2008 

If I hear one more woman complain about how it was hard growing up with big boobs because they "weren't like all the other girls," my head is going to explode. You'll never hear me complain about how it was hard growing up with a huge cock. I was smart enough to realize that it would open doors for me -- sometimes literally. It's that strong. Via Us Weekly:
Thanks to her racy stage persona, it's hard to imagine Katy Perry was ever insecure about her size 32D chest -- but the 26-year-old singer tells the March issue of Elle that she was often mocked for having a bustier figure as a teen.

"I had enormous boobs that I didn't know what to do with, so I wore minimizers, which were not cute. [The worst part was] those thick-ass straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder, and all I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know that these things would come in handy someday."
Katy expects us to believe that she actually wondered if her tits would "come in handy someday"? Right, because ginormous cans have always been such a huge career impediment to other celebrities in the entertainment industry. If Katy had gotten her wish and actually ended up with boobs the size of Kate Moss', her career would have fallen as flat as her chest.

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  • DCM

    No matter what, females complain. Bitch bitch bitch, whine whine whine...

  • Lisa

    wha -- I totally agree with you. It is PATHETIC!!!

  • ANONYMOUS

    wha -- I totally agree with you. It is pathetic!!

  • wha

    32d is roughly equivalent 34c--

    That seems like a more intuitive estimate of her boobs.

    I was a 34D (sometimes DD, depending on the actual bra) in high school-- and mine were WAY WAY bigger than that. If I had boobs that size in HS, i would have been thrilled. Her boobs are nothing to cry about-- i was her size end of 8th grade (a C cup)--

    I think she talks about the burden of big boobs so she can get people looking at her slightly bigger than average boobies as she dresses up in latex. It (somehow) gives validity to her singing career... it's PATHETIC!

  • T$

    No, she's a 32dd at least. I'm a 32d and mine ain't that big. Your boob size is relative to your band size, but most american women are ignorant of that and wear there bras way too big around. Plus porn stars saying they are dd's when they are usually a g+ cup perpetuates the idea that dd's are big when the average natural breast size of a woman no matter what band size they are is a d cup.

  • Anonymous

    You kittens sound awfully jealous.

  • M

    Oh please her boobs are not "enormous"! Try growing up with 34DDD's! Stupid attention whore is a liar because first she said her boobs are 32DD's on Stern and now they are D's? She is a big B/small C at best. It is known in the industry she stuffs her bra with chicken cutlets and thanks to photoshop. Check this site out:

    http://www.listal.com/list/how...

  • Hawk

    Is she divorced yet?

  • Anonymous

    She looks smoking and her boobs look natural. She is almost as hot as Lindsay Lohan, and could give Amy Winehouse a run for her money in the sexy looks department. I can see how Katy might be very popular at orgies.

  • TamTam

    Clearly a right out LIE! I don't know how many times I heard/read that interview about her saying every night she would 'go to bed praying for boobs she couldn't see over, and then it happened.' Minimizer bras were probably a requirment from her parents. KATY PERRY = Lying-ass Liar

  • anonymous

    She don't have a problem sticking her big tits out now. Hell she even pulled them out for Elmo on Sesame Street.

  • Litsa

    Holy fuck she's got a smokin bod.


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