"These are why I'm famous."

Piers Morgan really scored a coup when the Kardashian sisters -- minus Khloe (apparently they couldn't squeeze her in on set) -- agreed to appear on his new talk show last week. Too bad their retarded fans have never heard of "CNN." From Sky News:
The Piers Morgan Tonight show launched on January 17 with 2.1 million viewers tuning in to CNN to see him interview Oprah. But since then, ratings have fallen nearly every day, reaching a low of 498,000 on Thursday when reality television stars Kim and Kourtney Kardashian appeared.

His interview with the sisters was beaten in the ratings war by rival talk shows on the US channels Fox News and MSNBC, as well as a supermarket documentary on CNBC.
Is anyone surprised that more people tuned in to a supermarket documentary than a talk show featuring the Kardashians? If you're not, go to your local Walmart or shopping mall and take a look around. This country's infatuation with eating has reached a point that it's a shock that our cumulative weight hasn't dragged the entire continent more underwater than Atlantis Nicolas Cage's mortgage.

*23 Kim and Kourtney Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

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  • Jurgen R. Brul

    Dear friends,

    Hey, hey, CNN do the brand new thing!

    Give it to me baby,

    Piers Morgan: uh huh, UH HUH!

    Give it to me baby,

    Piers Morgan: uh huh, UH HUH!

    Give it to me baby,

    Piers Morgan: uh huh, UH HUH!

    And all the girlies(including the Kardashian sisters) say:

    I am pretty fly for a white guy!

    You know it is kinda hard

    just to get along today!

    Our subject is not cool,

    but Piers Morgan thinks it anyway!

    Piers Morgan may not have a clue,

    and he may not have style!

    But everything Piers Morgan lacks,

    well he makes up in denial!

    So do not deflate, play it Straight!

    You know Piers Morgan really does not get it anyway!

    Gonna play the field, keep it Real!

    For you know a way, for You Know A Way!

    So if you do not break, just over compensate!

    At least you know you can always go on CNN Tonight!

    The world needs wannabees

    Hey, hey, let us Now make our world a Better Place!

    Greetings and GOD Bless us,

    Jurgen R. Brul

  • Reggie Bush

    Kardashians day is done - thank god

  • Anonymous

    CNN is not popular at anytime, anywhere, except in airports, doctor/dentists waiting rooms and the waiting room for the driver's license section of the local DMV.

  • Hawk

    Wow! Only two weeks on the air and he's interviewing the Kardasians!

    Were Heidi and Spenser busy?

  • Anonymous

    Considering her fanbase is tweens. It's no surprise none of them watch CNN.

  • keninnorcal

    480,000 of the TVs on were in airports or old folks homes...a captive audience that probably wished for death instead of that show.


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