Every teen boy's fantasy

Of course the big story at last night's Academy Awards was Justin Bieber getting shot and killed at the Vanity Fair afterparty. Nah, I kid, I kid -- these pics are from his appearance on CSI a few weeks ago. But I'm not kidding about Justin's desire to get some hot Playmate ass. Via Contact Music:

Magazine entrepreneur [Hugh] Hefner took his fiancee Crystal Harris to see Bieber's tour documentary Never Say Never on Valentine's Day - and now the Baby hitmaker has asked Hefner if he can attend the raunchy palatial property and meet the infamous Playboy Bunnies.

Speaking to CNN's Piers Morgan, Hefner reveals, "Today we got news that Justin and his father want to come to the Mansion."

And it seems Bieber is set to be a popular visitor - Hefner's fiancee Crystal Harris adds, "I want to meet Justin Bieber. I have Bieber fever. We all do, all the Playmates. We all want to meet him."

Besides hooking up with your buddy's hot mom, this has got to be every teenage boy's ultimate fantasy come true. This kid will be walking around with more wood than Paul Bunyan. It's also nice to know that Justin's father will be there to be a positive influence. Because as every good parent knows, if you don't take your child to the library park world's epicenter of sexual depravity, they might not grow up to be like all the other kids.

*10 Justin Bieber pictures total in the gallery: