The Jersey Shore "stars" are still making a killing

Snooki at a book signing for her debut novel(!) A Shore Thing at Barnes & Noble in Brick, New Jersey (1/13)

*looks at my college degree and shakes head* . . . from the New York Post:

The stars of "Jersey Shore" are still earning a fortune in appearance fees. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are the top earners, at about $15,000 for a regular club or event appearance. Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Paul "Pauly D" DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino get about $12,000. Warring lovers Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola and Ronnie Magro command about $8,000, while new cast member Deena Nicole Cortese trails with $5,000. Still, it's not bad for a few hours work. A source said, "MTV still limits their paid personal appearances to one a week, but they are doing all they can to cash in while the show is still hot."

Who pays these people to promote their events? The only products these guidos should be advertising are Sunkist Oranges and "Grease" the Musical. Besides, spending $12,000 to have JWoww show up for the evening isn't a very good return on your money. For that kind of dough, Charlie Sheen could have bought twice as many skanks with half as much silicone.

*15 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

[WENN]

Berto

She is so hot and sexy. I get hard thinking of that fab body of hers. Snooki is built like a sensual brick. No wonder Jersey is such a swinging place to live and everyone wants to move there. Its full of Jersey girls like Snooki.

Carlos

Wow, I was gonna take a cheap shot at Snooki, but my boner got in the way.

Lew

To bad she won't do middle aged fat guys! Hehe

Anu

Please make them go away

Anon

Wow she's actually not orange and super fat in these pics. Still looks like Rosanne Barr.