Is Jake Gyllenhaal tapping that ass?

Jennifer Aniston leaving Good Morning America studios in New York (2/10)

Is Jake Gyllenhaal nailing Jennifer Aniston? You better believe there's a chance possibly, brother! From Life & Style:

Life & Style’s Scene Queens can exclusively reveal that Jennifer Aniston celebrated her 42nd birthday on Feb. 11 by having an intimate dinner with Jake Gyllenhaal in NYC.

The startlet took a break from her whirlwind promotional tour for her new film Just Go With It and made her way to The Spotted Pig restaurant where she dined in a private room with a group of friends and her former hunky co-star. “Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They looked like they were strategizing a way to exit the restaurant probably because they didn’t want to be photographed together.” Shortly after their discussion Jen exited the restaurant with her friends in tow.

“Jen and Jake looked very comfortable with each other,” the eyewitness tells the Scene Queens. “They were glowing.”

Obviously these two aren't going out. No guy in his right mind would dump a 21-year-old (Taylor Swift) for a 42-year-old (Aniston). That'd be like downgrading from a Ferrari to a Pinto, broadband to dial-up, or internet porn to magazines. Once you've had one, you just can't go back to the other. Besides, at her age, there's only one reason why a guy might want to date Jennifer Aniston: her ~~experience~~ enthralling stories about how she used to buy bread for a nickel.

*12 Jennifer Aniston pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

tony g

Glowing? Or does the writer mean flaming?

fugly chinnifer

this talentless horse face should wear a burka and move to Egypt. she is one hideous fug.

Kimmy Biminy

MANISTON LOOKS LIKE IGGY POP, EXCEPT THAT HE IS BETTER LOOKING. ALSO JAKE GYLLENFAG IS GAY.

cowbulls

I call BS. I haven't heard of a single man that had anything good to say about JA in the rack. What I have heard is the male writers on Friends used to brag about how Aniston would let them bang her or give them oral sex if they'd give her a few extra lines per show or the best jokes. Go over to the Smoking Gun and check it out. It's all in a lawsuit filed by a former female writer. No guy wants to marry the high school “bad girl”.

I also heard some columnist named Ian Halperin reported that she had a very bad female odor. Surely with her bank account she can find a cure for that condition.

Anonymous

Actually Jen does jake in the bbooty with Big Sis's Dildo.

Jay

I have owned livestock possessing more sex appeal than J.A.

Anonymous

AND ~~~ If that is the worst thing you can think of saying about Jake Gyllenhaal..{THAT HE IS GAY} then he is doing O.K.

Anonymous

to MM~~~Jake Gyllenhaal is not gay...concider yourself enlightened~~~

Anonymous

Gay guy with a "chin fetish".

Anonymous

Gay Men like MOM types for beards.

Amanabouttown.

Jenn goes beyond mere expereience. She has a very good body and equipment. Rumor has it that she is so accomplished in the use of ALL her equipment, that she can literally turn a man inside out. Within a half hour she can drain a man of his vital essense and wring out his tissues to get the last drop. He will be panting, crosseyed and exhusted for hours after a session with Jenn. Why do you think ordinary cocksmen cannot hang in there with her for more than about a month. It would take a superman to match Jenn's appetites on a long term basis. She is a man eater and a man tamer.

Litsa

The question to ask is, who hasnt tapped that no talent skank's ass?

Upskrt Celebs

Okay Jake, you can kiss her, but leave her anus alone - I have dibs on it.

anon

i believe it. the only qualifications you need to hit and quit jennifer aniston is either work with her or to be a celeb in general.

it's funny how JG went from banging a youngish popstar to a chick almost twice her age. LOL Usually guys go the opposite direction.

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Jake and Jen looked really happy and really seemed to be enjoying themselves,” an eyewitness tells the Scene Queens.

MM

Jake Gyllenhaal is gay, men are tapping his ass.