Kate Moss leaving the Groucho Club in London (2/9)

This story would be so hot if you replaced the name "Kate Moss" with "Anyone Else." From News of the World:
BOOZED-UP bride-to-be Kate Moss bought NINE sex toys and went wild on an outrageous X-rated visit to a saucy Soho shop. Kate, 36, who fell over TWICE, kept yelling at the top of her voice: “I’m horny and I’m in a sex shop.”

An onlooker told us: “She was totally trolleyed and collapsed on the floor after looking at a popper called Rush which was opened in the shop. Then she started squirting strawberry flavour lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”
Usually the thought of a horny supermodel is a huge turn-on, but with Kate Moss it's almost as vomit-inducing as her index finger. The real reason she was probably shopping for sex toys is because no one wants to bang that bag of antlers. If a guy actually wanted to sleep with someone as skin and bones as Kate, he'd skip the drama of dating her and just find a chick with the same figure -- buried in a cemetery.

*5 Kate Moss pictures total in the gallery:

  • Horny Kate Moss 1
  • Horny Kate Moss 2
  • Horny Kate Moss 3
  • Horny Kate Moss 4
  • Horny Kate Moss 5
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  • crtb

    If this srug addit had been any other woman,CPS would have take her kids away years ago.

  • b003

    Still better than AMY.

  • Anonymous

    She is a supermodel, and even supermodels get urges. She will be fine when she wakes up the next day.

  • Apostate

    Kill it with fire!


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