Halle Berry is busty, nuts

Yesterday it was revealed that Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry allegedly has recordings and emails of her acting like an all-around crazy bitch. Radar is claiming that they've seen some of the emails:
Halle Berry sent the father of her daughter a scorching email that said, "You were only good for one thing... Thanks for the donation."

"I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won't," a source said. "He said he's going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment. I know it sounds like I'm painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.
Obviously Halle's got things backwards. SHE'S the one who's "only good for one thing." It's not like you go out with that piece of ass for the stimulating conversation about the pros and cons of the U.S. taking a more isolationist approach to foreign policy. You go out with her so you won't need Viagra. Halle should know by now that if it weren't solely for her awesome funbags, she'd never be able to put food on her table -- or used tissues in men's wastebaskets.

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  • Herman Bumfudle

    wow! it's gotten racist. i knew you white guys had that racism in you. but if halle is a crazy black little girl, tneh nalah is a half crazy little black girl. oh!

  • Ahhhhh

    She might not be a very nice person.

  • grrrrr

    So she is nuts and EVIL.

  • Perry

    She should start doing porn. She would be a natural for S&M and B&D.

  • Jay

    She's be a natural for ATM...

  • Cindy

    I can see her in a black Merry Widow, whipping some guys balls, while he is tied up.

  • Amanabouttown

    Ouch!!! That would really hurt.

  • major

    in YOUR dreams, dirty pig.

  • Litsa

    She seems like a total c@nt

  • Anonymous

    She 'hit & run' some poor guy years back. Just took off from the scene. What more do you need to form an opinion of this woman. She's horrible. Always has been. Did i just type 'has been'?

  • b003

    I remember that, she had a sympathy band aid on. She'll pay for ruining XMEN.

  • Anonymous

    Bless her heart, she seems to be a mean spiteful hating kind of woman. Pretty on the outside and very ugly on the inside.

  • Jay

    She will paint him in the most hurtful light possible. She stole his seed but that isn't good enough....time to rub it in his face and be hurtful.

  • Bennie

    I have said it before on this site. I think that she is no good. She is crazy and has an evil temper. Gab is better off away from her, and maybe their daughter also. The woman has anger management problems. Her chief virtue is her smoking body.

  • Anonymous

    I wonder when Halle is going to appear on Oprah and cry so we'll fell sorry for her?


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