Make it stop!

Gwyneth Paltrow receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (12/13)

This "Gwyneth Paltrow is a singer now" bullshit is like a bad dream. Everyday I wake up with the hope that it will all go away. From People:

Gwyneth Paltrow and Cee Lo Green are planning to make beautiful music together - at the Grammys. The actress and the singer, who performed together on Saturday Night Live last month, will also be calling on some famous friends for help: the Jim Henson Company Puppets, PEOPLE has learned.

It's not yet known what song they'll perform, but what's clear is the bond that Paltrow and Cee Lo formed when recording a new version of his Grammy-nominated hit "F--- You." Cee Lo says Paltrow expressed "really feeling and appreciating what I had done artistically. That was awesome to come from her and feel her energy."

Seeing Gwyneth perform with a bunch of Muppets makes sense -- they both have sticks jammed up their asses and neither one them can control what comes out of their mouths. I kid, I kid. The Muppets do have the occasional rational thought.

*22 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

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Apostate

Gwyneth The Loopy Goop is like that persistent rash that you can't seem to get rid of no matter how hard you try...

Anonymous

You mean like jungle rot?

Kitty

When I look at her, my panties don't even get a little damp.

TFB

Hey, I hear you can buy a STAR on the former "Walk of Fame' for like $1,000.00, and pinhead here getting one is proof that it must be true. The "stars" have become meaningless over the years. Just more hollywood bullshit and self promotion.

BTW: The song with Cee Lo SUCKS as do to the of them. Won't be getting my $$$

Jay

I agree with milesaugust. Those stars do not have real meaning anymore.

Bennie

Please tell me once again why this annoying and awful woman is famous? It cannot be for her looks, talent or intellect.

milesaugust

Great legs, but when I think of "star" I don't think of her. Those stars have become a sham the last 10 years or so. Ryan Seacrest?

Hawk

Madness.