When your with charlie sheen, he gives you one of these.
""Oh, no, I went pee-pee on my underoos again! Mommy's gonna yell at me!"
"a dead racoon ?"
Just checking on my pearl of great price and making sure the lower jewlery is still there.
"Dusting off the old money maker"
"Agent 009 testing transmitter. Are we live?"
"HQ receiving sound. Commence mission."
nothing like not so fresh crab salad
"Damn I'm such a milf!"
Damn crabs.. they get all feisty every time i'm at the beach.
"Dammit, theres a schrimp on my barbie..."
" Itch Itch Here.. Itch Itch There.. In the tiny little land of Oz "
"Damnit, I just washed the cheese off an hour ago!"
There's my problem!
"Blueflie, time to get to work on this...."
Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: