This Brooklyn Decker chick ain't bad

According to the New York Post, "the claws are out" among supermodel Irina Shayk, Anne V, Julie Henderson, Christine Teigen, and Brooklyn Decker over getting the cover of the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Also, "my pants are off"...

"The girls can get catty over it because everybody wants it. The cover makes you a household name. Any model who wants to make herself a brand knows this is what you need to do," said one fashion insider.

S.I. keeps the cover under lock and key until Monday's announcement. But insiders said editors consider market research on which lady gets the best response from a sample of readers.

"Brooklyn [Decker] was perfect because she's all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman," said one source. "The magazine wants girls who are media-savvy and can speak well."

Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's "all-American, gives great interviews and is married to a celebrity sportsman"? No, Brooklyn Decker was perfect because she's blonde with big tits. These "fashion insiders" are sadly mistaken if they think that most guys want to see a girl on the cover of SI who's media savvy and a great public speaker. If I actually wanted to beat off to sexy airheaded bimbos that talked, I'd watch Fox News.

*20 Brooklyn Decker pictures total in the gallery: