Christina Aguilera had sex in a bathroom

Christina Aguilera at LAX airport (1/29)

Wow, it's been nearly 27 hours since hearing a story about Christina Aguilera getting drunk and engaging in embarrassing behavior. I was beginning to think something was wrong with her. From Us Weekly:

At a recent family gathering, Christina Aguilera and new beau Matthew Rutler had sex in a bathroom, an insider tells Us Weekly.

"Her friends are fed up," the source says of Aguilera's recent antics. "Nobody can get through to her. They think she's trashy. And her ego is out of control. She's really spiraling. I would be shocked if she's not in rehab in the next month or two."

In Christina's defense, orgasms can break up the whole monotony of a family gathering. I mean, have you heard Aunt Mildred's story about her goiter? I'd much rather be cumming than listening to that.

*23 Christina Aguilera pictures total in the gallery:

[Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

joe

she's almost as slutty as miley

Benji

Anything Xtina's little heart desires, all she has to do is snap her fingers, and she gets it. She is Xtina, the world is her oyster and if she wants sex in the bathroom, then sex in the bathroom it is. I bet it was really good sex too.

Tony

I would do her on the floor and brag about it afterwards.

Ben

A bathroom is more private than doing it in a phonebooth.

Anonymous

When the itch itches, scratch it. When the clit starts throbbing, exercise it. Anytime anyplace is good for a fuck if the mood strikes. Sex with Xtina would be great in any location, its worth it to hear her squeal and feel her clamp.

Blueflie

It's "What a Girl Wants".......

Anonymous

More entertaining than her "acting" is watching the downfall of a has been bloated alcoholic poplet with delusions of grandeur....stay classy b *tch.

Upskrt

Just to think, a few years ago I would have eaten the peanuts out of her anus. But now, I'm not so sure anymore...

Jay

She might be one of those types who has a bowel movement afterward (or during), making bathroom sex very practical. Also, the guy had somewhere to vomit.

Hawk

Anything to keep her from performing...