Charlie Sheen is an asshole

Oh this should be good. March 12, 2009: "Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs." March 13, 2009: "Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs." March 14, 2009: "Excused myself from set, went to the bathroom and did drugs." From TMZ:
Charlie Sheen tells TMZ he's writing a tell-all book about life on the set of "Two and a Half Men" -- with details about what led up to the final implosion -- and he wants at least $10 mil for the publishing rights.

Sheen tells us he wants the world to know what really happened behind-the-scenes of the show during his 8-year run ... the good times and the bad ... and he plans on naming names -- including co-stars. We're told Sheen even has a title in mind -- "When the Laughter Stopped."

Sheen says even though he's still working on the book -- he's expecting a bidding war for the publishing rights ... starting around $10 mil.
Why is Charlie writing a book for cash? After 177 episodes of Two and Half Men and the ridiculous stuff he's been doing lately (buying houses and cars for his whores), it's pretty clear that he has a bank account full of "Fuck You Money." That's when you make so much money that you just don't give a shit anymore. Bosses, friends, co-workers -- they can go fuck themselves for all you care. Of course there is one thing Charlie's going to find out that that much money can't buy: happiness a cure for herpes.

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  • Jay

    I saw him in an interview last night and this guy is off his nut. I'm having to rethink all the heat that Denise took during their breakup.

  • Bucky

    Charlie shows that he is a combat vet and ex Navy Seal. He didn't take any crap from CBS, and immediately went on the offensive. You go Charlie, you are right and you know it.

  • Litsa

    Charlie Sheen is straight up gangster. He is the fucking man in a kid's world.

  • Anonymous

    No, he's a mentally unstable drunken cocaine freak who pisses away an ungodly amount of money so you can live vicariously through him

    He's a fucking frat boy in a world of hungover wage-slaves

  • Chuck Sheen

    Don't be a hater cos you got no life. Mr. Allmotherfuckinmighty.

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  • Jay

    He has the toothless smile of a crack addict who has lost their teeth.

  • eee

    yeah like i would buy charlie sheens wahhh!! book and fill his pocket full of MY WIN.

  • Jay

    I'm not interested in reading his book or learning what went on over the course of the show. For me, it is enough to know he is dumbass who threw away more good punani than I will ever get lol

  • poophead

    Charlie Sheen is my hero.

  • Hawk

    Charlie, what color is the sky in your world?

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