Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti last year

Um . . . don't tell him I wrote that headline. This dude would totally kick my ass. From the National Enquirer:
Carrie Underwood wins! The country cutie pressured her hockey-playing hubby to move to Tennessee to save their marriage, sources say - so he demanded a trade from the Ottawa Senators to the Nashville Predators.

"Carrie said if they were going to make their marriage work and start a family, he had to come to her - no ifs, ands or buts about it," the insider said. "Mike really didn't want to leave the team, but what could he do? He had to choose between his team of more than a decade and Carrie. He chose Carrie."

But her hubby seemed to have mixed feelings about his trade in a video interview posted on the NHL's website. "It's hard, it's a bit of a shock [and it] still hasn't sunk in yet," Mike said in the video, adding: "I'm sure my wife won't be disappointed...I think it will be a great place for me and the family." (Print Edition)
So this dude went from living in a different country than his wife to now living in the same bedroom? How long until neighbors hear a lone gunshot coming from Mike's office? A day? An hour? Right now?

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  • Wm

    ...every single person who reads this would move to tennessee in a heartbeat to mugdown with carrie underwood... anyway, dude's not being a pussy, he's just being a husband... marriage is 90% what the woman wants, well...at least the happy marriages are...

  • canadian

    "Carrie said if they were going to make their marriage work and start a family, he had to come to her - no ifs, ands or buts about it," the insider said

    I love when their sources just say "insider" which most likely means some moron who wanted to remain anonymous made it up.

    Mike Fisher didn't demand any trade, and no professional athletes will ever admit if they want to be traded unless they are huge douches. Ottawa is missing the playoffs and want to get some draft picks so might as well.

    Who wouldn't have mixed feelings about moving from somewhere you lived for 7+ years to a new place with your super hot wife.

  • Nick Manning

    What's this about hocky??? I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy looking at Carrie Underwoods ass to care...

  • Fawks

    Gtfo outta here... Carrie's being a total american bitch. First she marries a club sportsman whose common traits include moving around in their career and then demands he stay in one place where he doesn't want to be.

    And in typical american bitch fashion she'll divorce him because she thinks he's weak and not manly enough for her because he does what she asks.

    Typical... american... bitch. Fuck you're idiots for marrying them.

  • Blueflie

    I'd bang her like a screen door in a tornado.

  • Puckhead

    Give me a break. Ottawa is awful this year and is dumping everyone anyhow. I seriously doubt they'd have gotten married if where he plays was going to be an issue. Typical National Enquirer...when in doubt, make shyt up.

  • Hawk

    Good luck with that one hockey boy...


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