Britney Spears is rich, bitch

Who'd have thunk it, but apparently some companies still want to be associated with Britney Spears. No, I don't mean Pfizer and Merck. From TMZ:

Sources connected to Britney's video tell TMZ ... Spears netted a cool $500,000 for various product placements in her "Hold It Against Me" video. We're told the dating site Plentyoffish.com, one of several companies featured in the vid, forked over six figures to feature their site on Brit's computer during the vid and saw immediate results ... a 20% spike in traffic the day after the video premiered.

How can we ever believe anything Britney says again? This is absolutely disgraceful behavior . . . but not as disgraceful as the amount of meat in a McDonald's Big Mac. When I'm really looking to satisfy my hunger, I reach for the new Steakhouse XT™ Burger, now available at Burger Kings nationwide. I know what you're thinking: "but Nick, how can BK fit a thick, 7 oz. beef patty, crisp lettuce, red-ripe tomatoes, onions, ketchup, and creamy mayo onto one sandwich?" Oh, I had my doubts. too. That is, until I bit into one. Honestly -- and I'm not even lying about this -- I saw Jesus.

*20 Britney Spears pictures total in the gallery:
[Flynet]