The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People
By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*
Gallery features 138 pictures so click around:
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By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*
Gallery features 138 pictures so click around:
- Penelope Cruz (7 pics here)
- Mila Kunis (11 pics here)
- Jennifer Lawrence (15 pics here)
- Natalie Portman (11 pics here)
- Erin Andrews (5 pics here)
- Maria Menounos (2 pics here)
- Mandy Moore (7 pics here)
- Melania Trump (3 pics here)
- Sandra Bullock (13 pics here)
- Reese Witherspoon (9 pics here)
- Marisa Tomei (7 pics here)
- Nicole Kidman (10 pics here)
- Scarlett Johansson (10 pics here)
- Mallika Sherawat (2 pics here)
- Anne Hathaway (13 pics here)
- Halle Berry (13 pics here)
- Mark Salling and the rest of the Glee cast on set
- I still can't figure out if this chick is hot or not
- Victoria's Secret models look really good in lingerie
- Emma Watson nip slip! (NSFW)
- Megan Fox is getting hotter and hotter
- Amber Heard is really really pretty
- Kelly Brook gets naked
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