The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People

By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*

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  • Jay

    Those boobs look fake. It's a pity her upper lip is too close to her nose. I'd tag it a few times then move on.

  • web filter

    so beautiful ladies,,,

  • guy kawasaki

    penelope cruz has some nice chi chis


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