Victoria Beckham and her "torpedo bazookas"

Victoria Beckham reveals in the February issue of Vogue UK that she got rid of her implants. Implants? I didn't know she had implants. Are we completely sure about this? From the mag:
Victoria Beckham has come a long way, sartorially speaking, from the matching-hubbie leather suits, matching-fuchsia-moon-dress-and-Birkin ensembles and out-matching-the-other-wags outfits. The evening of our interview, for instance, she trots into the wine bar eaterie beneath her Battersea studio in red leather Isabel Marant biker pants and life-threateningly high Brian Atwood platforms, clear polish on her shortish (gel) nails. No French manicures. No torpedo bazookas, either. "Gone," she announces, sinking on to a baguette in a chiaroscuro corner as head discreetly turn and her PR winces (remembering, perhaps, that at one point Victoria denied having implants).
It's actually a little surprising that it's taken Victoria this long to get rid of her boobs. You'd think she would've had them removed around the same time David had her cut her hair short and respond to the name "Tom." Of course now that she's pregnant, the real reason Victoria had them taken out is because she realizes that if her newborn is seriously craving that much silicone in its mouth, it'd be a lot easier to just give it a pacifier.

*5 Victoria Beckham pictures total in the gallery:

  • Victoria Beckham Fake Tits Gone 1
  • Victoria Beckham Fake Tits Gone 2
  • Victoria Beckham Fake Tits Gone 3
  • Victoria Beckham Fake Tits Gone 4
  • Victoria Beckham Fake Tits Gone 5
  • Anonymous

    She looks pretty good in those photos, and certainly looks like she is high class. I read that she has ancestors or relatives that are in the nobility.

  • Anonymous

    Her uncle was a baron and on her mothers side is a duke somewhere.

  • b003

    Eww! She should have just hired a wet nurse.

  • Jethro

    She is as cute as a little green speckled frog.

  • Hawk

    Such a shame.

    They looked so natural too.

  • Buffy

    She will make a very good and devoted mother. I just hope she doesn't gain too much weight during her pregnancy. She is on the verge of chubby now.

  • wtf

    Too bad they didn't remove the stick from her ass while they were at it.

  • strang

    They were perhaps the WORST pair of implants I have ever seen on a celebrity!

  • Dave

    She's still a lower class stiff masquerading and posing.

    Damn funny to watch trout lips try to look the part every time they snap a photo.


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