Paris Hilton and Cy Waits leaving the Beverly Glen Plaza (1/12)

Not that it will happen, but Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits is facing up to four years in prison after he was officially charged for the DUI incident last year in Las Vegas in which Paris was caught with coke. Sucks to be him. From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Paris Hilton's boyfriend is to be arraigned following his arrest on marijuana possession and DUI charges in Las Vegas last summer ... a complaint filed on Thursday charges 35-year-old Waits with a felony of being under the influence of marijuana, and misdemeanor driving under the influence and possession of marijuana. He faces up to four years in prison on the felony charge if convicted. Waits will be arraigned on February 17.
Four years in prison? That's nothing. Cy and Paris' love will easily be able to overcome such a menial amount of time. Knowing Paris, she'll probably light a candle for Cy every night that he's away as she patiently awaits his return. And on the day he gets out, there's no doubt Paris will be there waiting to give him a big hug and kiss. Either that or she'll be banging a Correctional Officer before she even leaves the Prison's Intake. Definitely one of those two.

*12 Paris Hilton and Cy Waits pictures total in the gallery: 

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  • Renton

    It is a felony to be under the influence of mary jane? But only a misdemeanor to possess it and drive under its influence?

    WTF? Scary.



  • Paul

    Four years in prison is nothing to pay for the love of Ms. Paris. It is impossible to put too high a price on her love and affection. She is the most beautiful and desirable woman in the world.

  • strang

    Looks like he already has a life sentence to wussy calves!

    Get ye to the gym boy and lay off the chest.

  • 8 inches

    It's alright, she's already given him a life sentence...of Herpes!

  • Hawk

    He should get four years for continuing the wool hat in warm weather douchebag look.


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