Samantha's house on the left, Lindsay on the right

As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab over the weekend. And she wasted no time starting her new life, moving into a 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 3,100 square feet, $7,100/mo house in Venice -- the same city, coincidentally, Lindsay's ex Sam Ronson lives. Making things even more awkward is that Lindsay actually moved to the same neighborhood as Sam . . . oops, did I say "same neighborhood"? I meant RIGHT FUCKING NEXT DOOR. And make no mistake, this was not Sam's idea. From TMZ:
Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door -- and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, "Trust me, it wasn't planned."

As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday -- photogs tried to ask about the situation ... but a frustrated Sam replied, "Dude, I'm way too pissed off right now."
Wow, I'm really surprised -- no, shocked -- at this story. I mean . . . I just . . . I don't know. I can't even write a cohesive thought. I'm simply stunned. Lindsay Lohan is renting a house for $7,600 a month. Where did I go wrong in life? I live in a god damn studio apartment. I knew I should have taken up cocaine instead of college.

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  • Gianna

    Be ready to hear about more lohan lesbian domestic violence in the news again some time soon.

  • Canadaguy

    How long til a coked out Lohan who is locked out of Ronson's home looks at the distance between roof patios and thinks "I can make this jump!"

  • Paul

    Run LiLo run. The evil Sam is at the root of all your problems. She means you both mental and physical harm and anguish. Run from her like your life depended on it, and it does.

  • jack
  • knuckles

    How does this whore continue to make headlines? She can afford a 7100 a month payment? I knew I should have started doing blow in high school. FUCK!!!!!!!

  • denisedamenace

    it's not doing blow that'll get you paid. it's blowing film execs that will...not to forget the anal she love giving away as well.


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