Kristin Cavallari at The Bank Nightclub at the Bellagio in Las Vegas (1/15)
Kristin Cavallari has some exciting [and profitable] news! She’s in love with Jay Cutler [‘s paycheck]. From People:
“I’m in love,” she told People Saturday night at Las Vegas’s The Bank Nightclub while celebrating her 24th birthday.
Sadly, the object of her affection wasn’t by her side. [Jay Cutler] has an excuse though – his team is in the NFL playoffs and played (and won) Sunday against the Seattle Seahawks.
“I want to be there,” she said. “I’m bummed that I’m not there and he’s not here. Things are really good. I’m just enjoying my personal life and taking a little time away from the public eye, which is why Chicago is great for me. My mom and that whole side of the family is there. And Jay is there. It’s nice to be able to hang out with my mom, and, you know, I’m in love and it’s been great.”
Awwww, how sweet. Surely the messy break-ups of other reality stars with their NFL boyfriends — like Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson — won’t happen to Kristin. Jay’s unwavering commitment to her will undoubtedly prevail and last for an eternity . . . which in the NFL means until he has a road game and meets a slutty groupie in the hotel bar. “Blowjob time!”