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Jon Gosselin is a total douche

Back to the unemployment line for Jon Gosselin. The world's biggest douche lasted about two weeks at his new job. From Rumor Fix:

Can you picture Jon Gosselin in a business suit, making a sales call to your office? Neither could he. RumorFix has learned exclusively that Jon Gosselin has quit his new 9 to 5 gig with a eco-friendly company. The 33-year-old reality star was doing sales for Global Green Property Services, which helps businesses become more environmentally friendly.

A source close to Kate Gosselin's ex-husband tells RumorFix exclusively, "It involved too much travel for him. [Jon] needed to be near his eight kids, that's why it didn't work out," the insider says.

Of course this job didn't work out for Jon -- it involved actual work. The only thing this guy is good at is jerking off into a cup. Frankly, if Jon's going to work at a 9-5 job, he's going to have to work somewhere where he can use his past experience -- like a customer service call center. Because if he could listen to his harpy ex-wife scream at him all day, he's qualified to handle phones calls from irate customers.

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John Dough

The only possible person that could post that comment would be Kate herself. She is the bitch from hell.

Anonymous

Being away from Kate would be agony and torture. She is the complete women, who has everything that any man would want.

Anonymous

Are you crazy? I would rather burn my eyes out with a red hot clothes hanger than listen to that women for one second. Shes hot, no doubt but my god that would only be fun for a week or so before it would be over