Watch that step Jessica, it's a good four inches

Jessica Simpson is drunk

I don't know how this happens at a sushi restaurant, but Jessica Simpson was absolutely HAMMERED last night as she was leaving Katsuya in West Hollywood. She could barely walk. Or do basic math . . . which I don't think was the alcohol's fault. The saddest thing about these pics isn't how drunk Jessica is -- it's that she actually got to Katsuya on Sunday night. Nah, I'm just kidding, she wasn't there eating for an entire day. But admit it -- I had you going there for a second.

*15 Jessica Simpson drunk pictures total in the gallery:

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CBarnardo

Is a chili ring like a starfish?

wolf5150

I would get her this drunk EVERY NIGHT and take her home and lick her chili ring!

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Kelly

She's wearing 5" heals with flashbulbs going off a half foot from her face at night. She could have just gotten her 6 month chip and still need help stepping down.

lyle

The most unattractive woman on the planet never ceases to fail at making herself look like a fat sausage

Anonymous

I like sausage!

sem

i think she's had some lipo, she looks 20lbs thinner than some very recent pics...

Anonymous

That looks like about 5 pounds of fake hair of her head. It actually looks like she's lost the double chin she had over the holidays.

kim

What moron over the age of 20 wears a baseball cap backwards and to a five star restaurant to boot! He is so immature!

Mike

I don't care what anyone says, Jessica looks f'n great here. I want to see her ware this outfit when she's sober. And yes she still has great legs! I would of banged her all night after that night.

Brad

Its a shame how a good ole Texas girl is being corruped aand preverted by the Hollywierd types. This would not be happening if she was in Dallas or Houston.

Tinkerbelle

I imagine there was an epic vomit in the car...

Jo

Oh, yeah. People who are *ever so happy* go around getting this stinking drunk ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!! What a f-d up liar she is. Who cares if she has great legs? She's just one in a million and very easy to forget about. Meh.

bino

damn how does she still have great legs

Gianna

I was just asked if she's wearing a bacon dress.

Nick Manning

Damn, Jessica has some great legs!

Hawk

Did she leave her pants in the restaraunt?

Not that I'm complaining.

achat cialis

ok,The saddest thing about these pics isn't how drunk Jessica is -- it's that she actually got to Katsuya on Sunday night. Nah, I'm just kidding, she wasn't there eating for an entire day. But admit it -- I had you going there for a second.