Jessica Alba still hasn't figured out parking meters

Jessica Alba did a little shopping last Friday in Santa Monica and, gosh, parking meters sure are hard! Almost as hard as spelling and those child safety caps on Tylenol bottles! I'm surprised you can't see steam shooting out of that 'tard's ears. Can we make a law that if you get a parking ticket because you can't figure out the meter (like Jessica did, below), you have to commit ritual seppuku in the middle of the street? We can give meter maids a samurai sword to carry.

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*15 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

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  • dumb

    She doesn't drive/own a Mercedes.

    Lovely story.

  • Nick

    According to the paparazzi agency, that's her car.

    Nick

    Editor

    Celebslam.com

  • xxxx

    Jessica Alba was the only bad part in machete.. It looked so laughable when she tried to be bad-ass. She's a fool who should disappear.

  • Parental control

    Jessica Alba is a very beautiful woman!

  • Anonymous

    I saw her in "Machete" she should get an Oscar for her performance. Linsey Lohan put in a good performance in the same movie.

    In fact "Machete" should get several Oscars, it was a movie with a powerful social and cultural message, plus good vs. evil.


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