Jessica Alba still hasn't figured out parking meters
Jessica Alba did a little shopping last Friday in Santa Monica and, gosh, parking meters sure are hard! Almost as hard as spelling and those child safety caps on Tylenol bottles! I'm surprised you can't see steam shooting out of that 'tard's ears. Can we make a law that if you get a parking ticket because you can't figure out the meter (like Jessica did, below), you have to commit ritual seppuku in the middle of the street? We can give meter maids a samurai sword to carry.
*15 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
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Jessica Alba did a little shopping last Friday in Santa Monica and, gosh, parking meters sure are hard! Almost as hard as spelling and those child safety caps on Tylenol bottles! I'm surprised you can't see steam shooting out of that 'tard's ears. Can we make a law that if you get a parking ticket because you can't figure out the meter (like Jessica did, below), you have to commit ritual seppuku in the middle of the street? We can give meter maids a samurai sword to carry.
*15 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:
- You know Timberlake is tapping that ass
- The dirtiest bikini you'll see all day
- Victoria's Secret model Lily Aldridge is HOT!
- Kate Gosselin doing the bikini thing on vacation
- Salma Hayek has a nice bikini butt
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's bikini New Years
- The smoking hot Alessandra Ambrosio in St. Barts
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