Jessica Alba still hasn't figured out parking meters

Jessica Alba did a little shopping last Friday in Santa Monica and, gosh, parking meters sure are hard! Almost as hard as spelling and those child safety caps on Tylenol bottles! I'm surprised you can't see steam shooting out of that 'tard's ears. Can we make a law that if you get a parking ticket because you can't figure out the meter (like Jessica did, below), you have to commit ritual seppuku in the middle of the street? We can give meter maids a samurai sword to carry.

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*15 Jessica Alba pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Alba Parking Meter 1
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