Jennifer Garner has given up

Jennifer Garner in Maui (1/2)

Still catching up on bikini pics from over New Year's weekend. Or in Jennifer Garner's case, dress pics. Yikes. She doesn't even weigh 300 pounds yet and she's already rockin' the dress in the water. Ben Affleck needs to buy her a bikini, or fake his own death, move to Brazil, and wait until she remarries, and then come back to Hollywood as a single man and show up to her house one day and say "just kidding!" Definitely one of those two. A bikini would probably be cheaper.

*31 Jennifer Garner Hawaii pictures total in the gallery:

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Angel

LMFAO

SHE COVERS UP CUZ SHE AINT GIVING YOU MTHER FCKERS ANY BIKINI SHOTS.

INTELLIGENT WOMAN.

MOST CELEBS WOULDNT DO THIS AND I THINK IT IS CLEVER AND HILARIOUS, SHE DOESNT FCKING CARE WHAT YOU THINK, SHE KNOWS IT IS A UGLY LONG BLACK SHIRT-DRESS.

GOOD FOR HER AND FCK YOU ALL

nunya

stretch marks?

Anonymous

This is NOT Jennifer Garner. This is an alien from a distant galaxy posing as JG. Its not even a good imitation. The real Jennifer was abducted and taken to a distant planet where she is being studied. The whole thing was recorded by The Mothership.

HURRRRTING

Wasn't falling off of the face of the earth and reappearing years later a plot to an ALIAS season?

BigJohn

fugly

Anonymous

The Prophet would approve of her more modest bathing attire.