Jake Gyllenhaal at the "2011 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala" at the Palm Springs Convention Center (1/8)

Turns out it was Jake Gyllenhaal who dumped Taylor Swift and not the other way around, as most straight guys assumed. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Gyllenhaal quickly realized the duo had little in common, and he was fast becoming bored with the pop superstar.

“They are only nine years apart in age [Jake just hit 30; Taylor nrecently turned 21], but at their ages, those nine years are more significant than they would be a few years down the road,” said a music executive who knows Swift well.

A Gyllenhaal friend in New York added, “While Jake should have realized him dating Taylor would make them as much of a magnet for the media as when he was with Reese [Witherspoon], somehow that didn’t click with him until they were already going out."
What's Jake's problem? I thought the whole reason guys want to become famous is so they can bang chicks younger than them. If Jake really wants to go out with someone more age appropriate, he should move away from Hollywood and live somewhere where wealthy/successful men are forced to date women their own age: Puritan New England Hell.

*17 Jake Gyllenhaal pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 1
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 2
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 3
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 4
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 5
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 1
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 2
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 3
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 4
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 5
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 6
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 7
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 8
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 9
  • Jake Gyllenhaal Palm Springs 10
[WENN, Mavrixonline]
  • Jakey Fruit

    Jakey poo poo doesn't like the cats. He likes doggy sticks.

  • Jay

    Taylor's new single "I thought he liked me but he really likes guys" on sale next month exclusively on ITunes!

  • Hawk

    Good one.

  • Valelly

    What makes this simple minded author think he didnt bang her?

  • Peter Gozinya

    Reading Comprehension. Try it.

  • wawa

    Wow, K.D. Lang looks awful.


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