January 2011 NUDE!



What actress does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . . 

+ That one teen mom chick looks good in a bikini [The Superficial]

+ I'd hit it [Celebuzz]
+ Nicky Hilton in her dominatrix jeans [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Ryan Phillippe is tapping that ass [Popoholic]
+ This porn star slut is insane [IDLYITW]

+ Blake Lively cleans up well [Caught on Set]
+ Boobies! (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Carmen Electra looking hot again [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Dammit Kate Bosworth is pretty [Jewelmint]
+ I would love to have sexually relations with Victoria Justice [moejackson]

+ OK, here's some hot pics of Heather Graham [CityRag]
+ Lea Michele is looking hot [Socialite Life]
+ Jeremy Piven totally banged Miley Cyrus [Yeeeah!]
+ What the hell is Anne Hathaway wearing? [popbytes]

*24 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Dania Ramirez Airport Hottie 1
  • Dania Ramirez Airport Hottie 2
  • Dania Ramirez Airport Hottie 3
  • Dania Ramirez Airport Hottie 4
  • Dania Ramirez Airport Hottie 5

Lonneke Engel

South African model Lonneke Engel

*18 Lonneke Engel pictures total in the gallery:

  • Lonneke Engel South Africa 1
  • Lonneke Engel South Africa 2
  • Lonneke Engel South Africa 3
  • Lonneke Engel South Africa 4
  • Lonneke Engel South Africa 5

Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 28

Halle Berry leaving her dentist's office in Toluca Lake (pics start here)

Jorge Garcia on the set of Alcatraz in Vancouver (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the "People StyleWatch: A Night Of Red Carpet Style" at Decades Boutique in L.A. (pics start here)

Irina Shayk at the Macy's "Spring 2011 Capsule Collection Fashion Show" at the Grammercy Park Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving a salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Kendrick arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Natalie Portman walking her dog in Manhattan (pics start here)

Christian Serratos (Twilight) arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Ashlee Simpson leaving the Andy Lecompte Salon in Hollywood (pics start here)

Cindy Crawford leaving Mr Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jenny McCarthy filming an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Lo Bosworth leaving Outback Steakhouse in Boca Raton, Florida (pics start here)

Playmate Hope Dworaczyk arriving at BOA steakhouse (pics start here)

*116 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 1
  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 2
  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 3
  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 4
  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 5
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  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 1
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  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 5
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  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 26
  • Halle Berry Daisy Dukes Butt 27

What actress/model does that butt belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . .

+ Next stop: Sextapesville [Celebuzz]

+ Chloe Sevigny nude in Mr. Nice [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Aflac duck is single [Just Jared]
+ Victoria Silvstedt upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ More Rihanna nude pics leak [The Blemish]

+ Why am I not on this list? [Socialite Life]
+ Oh, how wonderful [Yeeeah!]
+ Jude Law sounds like a little bitch [Cele|bitchy]
+ Diddy being sued for 1 . . . TRILLION dollars [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: A short list of women Charlie Sheen has put stuff in

*15 pictures total in the gallery:


  • Molly Sims Sweats 1
  • Molly Sims Sweats 2
  • Molly Sims Sweats 3
  • Molly Sims Sweats 4
  • Molly Sims Sweats 5
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Charlie Sheen checks into rehab

You knew this was coming after yesterday's escapades but Charlie Sheen checked into an undisclosed rehab facility in L.A. earlier today. According to my calculations, he should be propositioning one of the nurses for a blowjob right about . . . now.


Zombie Heather Graham at a screening of Portlandia at the Edison Ballroom in New York (1/19)

Sorry, I couldn't find any pictures of Heather Graham to go with this post. I could only find pictures of this zombie that sorta looks like her. From the New York Post:
While Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller were shooting a movie at the Chelsea Hotel, newly single Heather Graham flaunted her young arm-candy downstairs at the Chelsea Room during the after-party for Moby's band, The Little Death. She arrived with her unidentified new squeeze the other night in a pink boa from a strip-dance class and marched over to her ex-boyfriend, Star Room owner Charles Ferri. The two dated two years ago. "She made her way into the main room and started making out with her new guy in front of Ferri," a spy said. "Everyone was pretty shocked."
Listen Heather, the trick to making any ex-boyfriend jealous isn't showing up at his place and making out with someone right in front of him. It's doing what women have always done when they want to prove something to the man that broke their heart: succeed at life get DDD implants. Believe me ladies, that'll make any guy regret the day he left you.

*16 zombie Heather Graham pictures total in the gallery:

  • Heather Graham Make Out 1
  • Heather Graham Make Out 2
  • Heather Graham Make Out 3
  • Heather Graham Make Out 4
  • Heather Graham Make Out 5
  • Heather Graham Make Out 6
  • Heather Graham Make Out 1
  • Heather Graham Make Out 2
  • Heather Graham Make Out 3
  • Heather Graham Make Out 4
  • Heather Graham Make Out 5
  • Heather Graham Make Out 6
  • Heather Graham Make Out 7
  • Heather Graham Make Out 8
  • Heather Graham Make Out 9

Marisa Miller

Marisa Miller leaving Katsuya in Hollywood after having dinner (1/27)

*15 Marisa Miller pictures total in the gallery:

  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 1
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 2
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 3
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 4
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 5
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 1
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  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 3
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  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 5
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 6
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 7
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 8
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 9
  • Marisa Miller Dinner Time 10

Jessica Simpson leaving Katsuya on Monday night

Turns out it wasn't actually the alcohol that made Jessica Simpson so shitfaced on Monday night [says her publicist]. Now don't we all feel foolish for jumping to such an outrageous conclusion. From the New York Post:
Jessica Simpson was wobbly at Hollywood hot spot Katsuya after sipping sake following days of a detoxing cleanse. She was given a helping hand by her fiancé, Eric Johnson, "after ordering up the most expensive sake and dancing round the table. She had just finished a cleanse and this was the first meal she had eaten in days," a friend told us. Simpson let her hair down with a group of pals Monday, when spies said she ordered fried rock shrimp, creamy crab rolls, spicy tuna and crispy rice.

It isn't known what type of detox Simpson had, but juice-only cleanses are popular in Hollywood -- and users are advised to avoid rich food and heavy alcohol right after. A rep for Simpson didn't get back to us.
Riiiiiight, detoxing and sushi is what made Jessica so wobbly. Or maybe it was the fact that her chopstick thin legs have a problem holding up her pear-shaped body. In the end, the reason she couldn't stand comes down to simple physics: the mass of her body times the force on her legs equaled a drunken lush that could barely stand on its own. Actually, I'm pretty sure that's one of Newton's Mathematical Principles.

*15 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 1
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 2
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 3
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 4
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 5
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 6
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 1
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 2
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 3
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 4
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 5
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 6
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 7
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 8
  • Jessica Simpson Detox Drunk 9

Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes in Cabo San Lucas last year

I don't know who the hell Eddie Cibrian hired for an image makeover, but he needs to get his money back. You don't need to hire someone to convince everyone you're not an asshole. You just need to not be an asshole. From Us Weekly:
Eddie Cibrian's discovered that his bad boy rep doesn't work on everyone. The actor, who left wife of eight years Brandi Glanville, 38, in 2009 after Us uncovered his affair with LeAnn Rimes, 28, has hired an image consultant.

"He's tired of being portrayed as a philandering sleaze," a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. First up? "He made Eddie get rid of his Porsche and buy a Prius," says the insider.

The consultant also told the newly-engaged star, 37, to be seen more with his and Glanville's kids Mason, 7, and Jake, 3. Says the source, "Instead of going to a Lakers game with his buddy, the consultant insisted he bring a son."
Driving a hybrid isn't going to improve Eddie's image with his female fans -- but a televised castration might. It's odd, but for some reason most women don't take too kindly to a man that leaves his wife and children for a younger/wealthier woman. Who knew? If Eddie's ever going to repair his reputation, he has to do something that shows women he's an extremely charitable person -- like volunteer at an orphanage sleep with a chick that's over 30.

*5 Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes pictures total in the gallery:

  • Eddie Cibrian Image Makeover 1
  • Eddie Cibrian Image Makeover 2
  • Eddie Cibrian Image Makeover 3
  • Eddie Cibrian Image Makeover 4
  • Eddie Cibrian Image Makeover 5

Tila Tequila outside Bardot Lounge in West Hollywood (1/26)

Is it just me or is Tila Tequila looking pretty classy now? That's her outside Bardot Lounge in Wednesday. Note how she has both of her nipples completely covered. And I don't see a guy with his cock out anywhere. Am I not looking hard enough?

*10 Tila Tequila pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 1
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 2
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 3
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 4
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 5
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 6
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 7
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 8
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 9
  • Tila Tequila Evening Gown 10

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: