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Gwyneth Paltrow at a special screening of Country Strong at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in Beverly Hills (12/14)

Gwyneth Paltrow is really running with this idea that she's a singer. Of course who could forget her performance at the CMA Awards in November -- I mean, besides everyone. She also guest-starred on Glee last year, sounding slightly above average singing Cee Lo's "Forgot You" -- but that was only because of Auto-Tune. And now she's working with Bruno Mars' producer to do a remix of that same song. Oh. Joy. From the New York Post:

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a New York studio doing a remix with Cee Lo Green of "Forget You," his song that she performed on "Glee." Sources said the pair are working with Bruno Mars' producer, Ari Levine. We're told they went back to work on the track "since everybody thought she rocked it on 'Glee.' "

Note to Gwyneth Paltrow: the sycophants you surround yourself with do not count as "everyone."

Green recently hinted that he and Paltrow would collaborate on something "extra-cool" in the future.

Sorry Gwyneth, just because you have a big mouth doesn't mean you should be a singer. It just means you should be in another profession: ~~porn~~ politics. If you're wondering why someone as self-absorbed as Gwyneth would want to become a recording artist, the answer is pretty simple: it's the one way she can constantly listen to the sound of her own voice.

*15 Gwyneth Paltrow pictures total in the gallery:

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Anonymous

It's OK. The Mothership is keeping a close eye on her, so that she does not cause any permanent damage.

Any Mouse

Tell me once again why this dreadful woman is famous, other than being skinny and a third rate actress? Any talent she has is mostly a filiment of her own imagination. Yes, she would make a good politician, in that she is full of hot air, likes to bloviate, and is generally clueless as to real life. Send this pampered skank back to where ever she came from.

Comedicus

This is a funny site. You bring the harsh wit. Love it. While I think understand why some of you hate her, she has been singing (and singing well) since most of you were probably in middle school. In her younger years, when she was dating the tool of tools, Affleck, she showed her comedic talents in her guest appearances on SNL. While she has become hated since moving to England, she still has her timing and she can sing well enough to be singing in public, in movies, and in recordings. But, if you hate her for whatever reasons you have, then you won't accept any of that.

Hawk

She should stick to movies that no one sees.