Eva Longoria out and about in Hollywood (1/4)

I'm not a woman or Clay Aiken, so I'm not familiar with the intricacies of applying makeup, but how in the hell does Eva Longoria not realize that she looks like a damn raccoon? She had to do this on purpose for the attention. Her walking out of her house looking like that on accident would be like me walking out of my house with cock hanging out of my pants on accident. That rarely happens.

*16 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery: 

  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 1
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 2
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 3
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 4
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 5
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 6
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 1
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 2
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 3
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 4
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 5
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 6
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 7
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 8
  • Eva Longoria Makeup Smear 9
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  • Anna

    Don't you mean Adam Lambert? Clay Aiken doesn't wear make up.

  • barbarena

    Way too many skins colors from the spectrum of visible light's dreaded "Makeup Counter" band going on here...orange neck, too much red rouge and the white stripe between the cheeks and the eyes.

  • Lady Satan

    It's pretty common practice to put a little extra finishing powder under the eyes to catch any eye shadow that falls off during application - especially if you're going to be wearing dark shades.

    That said - you DO need to brush it OFF once you're finished so as not to look an utter twit in public.

  • Hawk

    What the...

    Is she snorting coke through her eyes?

  • Marty

    I think you named the wrong person. Clay Aiken is gay, but he doesn't wear make up. It would have made more sense for you to have said Adam Lambert. He ALWAYS has make-up on!!

  • LaMigra

    Shes border trash, what do you expect?

  • GRiND365.com

    YEAH! she looks like a raccoon! LOL

  • Patty

    Looks like she strangled Jessica Simpson and stole her boots. Nice.


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