David Arquette is in rehab

David Arquette is in rehab

David Arquette -- fresh off his split from Courteney Cox -- is in rehab. What a party pooper. No one likes a quitter, David. From People:

"I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life," [Courteney Cox], tells PEOPLE. "I love and support him."

Arquette who separated from Cox in October and is dad to their 6-year-old daughter Coco, has been having trouble managing the separation, one source told PEOPLE recently. "He's just not handling this situation well," the source said. "He's really depressed."

So we're supposed to believe that David entered a drug and alcohol treatment center, not for a drug and alcohol problem, but because he was feeling a bit gloomy? Jesus, why not just say he went to the Moon? I could come up with a better excuse in 2 minutes using just a Boggle cube. I'll even let you shake it.

*18 David Arquette pictures total in the gallery:

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Devon self catering

we must open our hearts to see HIM

Master yoda

That dude was way out of his league. Be happy you can tell everybody you tapped Courtney.

Now, go the way of Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin. Ink up and hook up with the D list chicks.

Anonymous

Has he got a semi-woody there?

colonel bat guano

i bet he gets alot of blow jobs from demi lovato in rehab

Frank

This cannot be. This is totally wrong.

We need David to be free ranging. He is Hollywood's male answer to Lady GaGa. He IS the male version of Lady GaGa, he needs to be allowed to be himself, to be original and spontanious. He should not be confined to a stuffy ole rehab faculity.