Hef's new chick barely notices the age difference

Hugh Hefner and his fiance Crystal Harris celebrating New Years

I don't understand why everyone's making such a big deal about the age difference between Hugh Hefner and his new fiancée Crystal Harris. He was only 61 when she said her first words "sugar dadda." From Entertainment Tonight:

Hugh Hefner and his fiancée Crystal Harris welcome ET's Kevin Frazier into the Playboy Mansion for the dish on their wedding, their 60-year-age gap, and whether or not they plan on having kids!

But what about that big age gap between 84-year-old Hef and 24-year-old Crystal? Is it problematic? "I don't notice the age difference with Hef at all," Crystal says. "If anything I have to keep up with him."

Sorry honey, there isn't enough money, liquor, or light switches in the world to make me believe that you don't notice the age difference. This Crystal chick needs to stop spouting the company line and admit that hooking up with a guy as old as Hef is like making out with a scrotum: they're both wrinkly, droopy, and look like they haven't seen sunlight since the 70s.

*5 Crystal Harris pictures total in the gallery:

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denisedamenace

after the viagra kicked in, i bet that wasn't the only thing she was blowing that night

Gianna

I'm sure she would 'love' him just as much if he was a broke cashier working at mcdonalds ;)

Anonymous

Yes, that or if he was a Walmart greeter. True love is blind.

Nudgie

You forgot to mention that the picture of them with their hats and noisemakers was taken at 6pm, right before Hef's beddy-bye time...

Hawk

The things a girl will do to get her own show on E.

And you know she'll eventually have her own show on E.

Anonymous

June - December romances are so sweet. They seem made for each other. This just shows that age is not a bar to true love. I am sure they will have a very long and happy marriage. Somehow they just seem so right for each other.

Nudgie

You mean JANUARY - December....