Charlie Sheen lost all of his teeth

Charlie Sheen lost all of his teeth 

While it certainly seems like Charlie Sheen has a fun life — he gets to hit women and do coke and bang porn stars — his teeth wouldn’t agree. Or should I say “the teeth he used to have.” From The Sun:

Drug-ravaged Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen’s dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.

Kacey Jordan, 22, who had “quick sex” with the 45-year-old, said he had already had his real teeth replaced with porcelain but they were now dropping out. She said: “They’ve fallen out from partying. He kept saying ‘fucking porcelain teeth – they’re crap’. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it’s the drug use.”

Usually you can’t trust a disease-riddled pornstar who moonlights as a prostitute — I can’t tell you how many wallets I’ve lost over the years — but in this case, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Have you ever taken a close look at Charlie Sheen and NOT thought that he’d lost all of his teeth? When Two and a Half Men first aired, I could have sworn he was wearing dentures — which might explain his obsession with prostitutes: neither one needs their teeth to make money.


January 31, 2011 - 1:00 pm