Charlie Sheen lost all of his teeth 

While it certainly seems like Charlie Sheen has a fun life -- he gets to hit women and do coke and bang porn stars -- his teeth wouldn't agree. Or should I say "the teeth he used to have." From The Sun:
Drug-ravaged Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen's dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.

Kacey Jordan, 22, who had "quick sex" with the 45-year-old, said he had already had his real teeth replaced with porcelain but they were now dropping out. She said: "They've fallen out from partying. He kept saying 'fucking porcelain teeth - they're crap'. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it's the drug use."
Usually you can't trust a disease-riddled pornstar who moonlights as a prostitute -- I can't tell you how many wallets I've lost over the years -- but in this case, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Have you ever taken a close look at Charlie Sheen and NOT thought that he'd lost all of his teeth? When Two and a Half Men first aired, I could have sworn he was wearing dentures -- which might explain his obsession with prostitutes: neither one needs their teeth to make money.

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  • While it certainly seems like Charlie Sheen has a fun life -- he gets to hit women and do coke and bang porn stars -- his teeth wouldn't agree. Or should I say "the teeth he used to have.

  • Ok,They've fallen out from partying. He kept saying 'fucking porcelain teeth - they're crap'. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it's the drug use.

  • sharyn

    I have a son who is battling a heroine addiction for 10 years. To think that I have even used Charlie as an example of how bad things can get but you can make it back - well it just makes me sick. I cannot afford to send my son to paid rehabs and I cannot afford to get him the help that he needs. When I see this behaviour from someone who was suppose to be an example of how it can be done..my heart breaks for his parents and family just as my heart breaks for ours.

  • Bennie

    Ha caught ya lying about Charlie. He is still in Rehab, he is just going to do it from his home instead of a clinic or hospital. It's more convenient for Charlie that way. If women can have babies at home, why not do rehab at home. For one thing its cheaper.

  • I could have sworn he was wearing dentures -- which might explain his obsession with prostitutes: neither one needs their teeth to make money.

  • anonymous

    I think it's time for CBS to figure out what's going to take the place of Two and a Half Men.

  • yes, The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen's dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.

  • Bennie

    Drug use!!!!!Thats an infamous lie and slander. Charlie lost most of his teeth when he was a SEAL. On one mission to the middle east he was engaged in hand to hand combat with several terrorists, and got butt stroked in the mouth with a AK47. He lost most of his teeth, but killed the enemy and survived. Charlie Sheen is a real war hero, he just never brags about it.


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