Charlie Sheen rushed to hospital

Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital this morning after an all-night bender at his house. Aw shucks, couldn't happened to a nicer guy bigger asshole. From TMZ:
We're told Charlie was taken out of his home on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance at 7 AM. Two young women exited the house at the same time Charlie was taken out with a towel partially over his face.

Neighbors tell TMZ Charlie threw some sort of party last night. They heard women inside Charlie's house singing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs throughout the evening. The party went on -- loudly -- well into the wee hours.
Poor guy, we can only speculate -- *coughcocainecough* -- as to why Charlie was rushed to the hospital after staying up the whole night -- *coughcocainecough*. Hmmmm, I bet it was because of his peanut allergy. In fact, I bet the two women seen leaving his house were nurses.* Ohhh, I just hope he's OK.

*or at least in nurse costumes

UPDATE: TMZ is now saying Charlie had a "suitcase" full of cocaine delivered to house before he ended up in the hospital so I guess I was wrong about the whole peanut allergy thing. My bad.

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  • Doctor Mario

    Patient: Estevez, Carlos Irwin, a.k.a Sheen, Charlie

    Damage report:

    Brain = Fried by drugs, PTSS and horrible sitcom scripts

    Nose = Sinuses completely eroded by years of snorting coke and pubic hairs

    Mouth = Taste buds seared by alcohol and tar, gums filled with remains of Denisse Richards' old implants

    Heart = Like that of a 700 lbs. man

    Stomach = Like that of a 200 lbs. goat

    Genitals = 2 inch callouses on the exterior, 2 gallons of sinedefil running on the inside

    Ass = Will need a goodbye kiss soon...

  • Anonymous

    Its a good life when you can afford to get puking drunk and snort lots of blow with five sexy porn actresses doing their thing on your body. A little abdominal pain now and then and a trip to the ER is worth it to live a life like that.

  • dawg

    I heard on TV that it was abdominal pain. I guess that covers cirrhosis of the liver, bleeding ulcers and those darn scratches the shaved hamsters leave on the insides of your intestines after being shoved up your bung hole.

  • Anonymous

    Lets have a little respect for a combat vetern, ex-SEAL, war hero. Did anyone consider that Charlie might be suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome. He was in a lot of action and saw a lot of terrible death and maiming.

  • Hawk

    I think his life went downhill after the Cleveland Indians cut him.

  • Hawk

    I wonder if CBS is still clinging to the belief that everything is fine with their biggest star.

  • Gdrive

    Maybe just constipated with gas. I had that and it feels like a knife in the gut and you can't stand up straight


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