January 2011 NUDE!

Carly Foulkes

Canadian model Carly Foulkes

*40 Carly Foulkes pictures total in the gallery:

Kim Kardashian nude in W 

Last night's episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York (that would be a good name for a porn) was all about the infamous photoshoot Kim did last year for W magazine. I guess she was under the impression that the photos she took -- the ones where she took off her clothing and was completely nude because she wasn't wearing any clothing at all -- wouldn't be "too" revealing. Well yeah, of course. Why wouldn't she think that? Recap courtesy of the Daily Mail:

"Oh my God, I'm more naked than I was in Playboy," she sobbed to her sisters. "I'm so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen."

Along with the cover, which featured the star naked with a few strips of text cover her modesty, the star was featured on the inside pages, completely nude slathered in silver paint.

"I feel so taken advantage of," she sobbed to sisters Khloe and Kourtney. "I've definitely learned my lesson. I'm never taking my clothes off again, even if it's for Vogue."

I completely disagree with Kim -- the W pics were artistic. I even lit a scented candle, put on my Yanni: Live at the Acropolis CD, and held my pinky out as I beat off to them. I almost never do that.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kim Kardashian nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

Alessandra Ambrosio in Koton magazine

+ Tila Tequila's sex tape [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Let's party like Jennifer Love Hewitt is still hot [IDLYITW]
+ Justin Bieber talks about tapping that ass [Celebuzz]
+ Florence Welsh upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Zac Efron has gas [Just Jared]

+ Fatty! [Dlisted]
+ Miley Cyrus' bosses are not happy [PopEater]
+ Charlotte Church is looking good [Derek Hail]
+ Guess that hot ass [Evil Beet]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 Monkeys with Kick Ass Hair Cuts

*10 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:

Miley Cyrus is the worst influence

For the second straight year, Miley Cyrus is the worst celebrity influence in America. She even beat out Charles Manson (I don't see his name anywhere on this list). From the New York Daily News:

Even though Miley Cyrus didn't go to jail, check into rehab or become a teen mom last year, the controversial pop star has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2010. Voted by the very people who made her a megastar, the 18-year-old took in a whopping 58% of the 99,000 votes in the poll for AOL's JSYK.com (Just So You Know) website, which has a target audience of 9-15 year olds.

This is the second year in a row that Cyrus has taken home the undesirable honor. This year, Cyrus beat out frequent rehabber and jail bird Lindsay Lohan, volatile "Teen Mom" Amber Portwood and punch-happy Disney star Demi Lovato.

Since when did other teenagers start considering it gauche to take provocative pictures of themselves and give lap dances to older men? Back in my day, we called that "becoming the most popular chick in school." Perhaps Miley would be a better influence on America's youth if she acted like other famous kids her age these days -- by becoming pregnant or even worse, moving to New Jersey.

*5 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:

Charlie Sheen lost all of his teeth 

While it certainly seems like Charlie Sheen has a fun life -- he gets to hit women and do coke and bang porn stars -- his teeth wouldn't agree. Or should I say "the teeth he used to have." From The Sun:

Drug-ravaged Charlie Sheen has lost all of his teeth, a porn-star playmate claimed yesterday. The actor is said to be replacing his gnashers with gold implants after years of cocaine use rotted them. One of five blue movie actresses revealed Sheen's dental woes after their 36-hour drink and drug bash landed him in hospital on Friday.

Kacey Jordan, 22, who had "quick sex" with the 45-year-old, said he had already had his real teeth replaced with porcelain but they were now dropping out. She said: "They've fallen out from partying. He kept saying 'fucking porcelain teeth - they're crap'. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it's the drug use."

Usually you can't trust a disease-riddled pornstar who moonlights as a prostitute -- I can't tell you how many wallets I've lost over the years -- but in this case, the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Have you ever taken a close look at Charlie Sheen and NOT thought that he'd lost all of his teeth? When Two and a Half Men first aired, I could have sworn he was wearing dentures -- which might explain his obsession with prostitutes: neither one needs their teeth to make money.

*12 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis at the 17th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A. (1/30)

*21 Mila Kunis pictures total in the gallery:

I was going to post a roundup of all the hot celebrities from last night's SAG Awards, but the pictures Eric Stonestreet (Cameron on Modern Family) tweeted were way better. His captions are below each pic:


Awww the sags!

 
We're totally doing blow and each other after the show.


Just so u assholes are clear. This is @SofiaVergara & @minkakelly in the same GOD DAMN picture! I win!


Never have I wished to be 12 inches tall so much.

Dammit Vanessa Hudgens is hot

There were rumors earlier this month that Zac Efron was regrowing his beard (i.e that he was back together with Vanessa Hudgens). And here are some more from the Chicago Sun Times:

Along with several Los Angeles area sightings of the young stars, Efron has just resurfaced in Wilmington, N.C., where his longtime girlfriend and “High School Musical” co-star is currently shooting the film “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.”

A BZ spy on the set says, “They are definitely back together. They are so cute and loving whenever they’re together. Zac is very much there just to support Vanessa, but you can really tell they are back on track.

“They obviously are trying to keep it low key, just to make sure things are going in the right direction.”

Vanessa Hudgens is definitely smokin', but if you were Zac Efron, would you settle down with just one chick? The guy literally has tons of hot ass thrown at him on a daily basis and he says "no" so that he can be with just one girl. That's why the gay rumors started. If I was that dude, I'd dress up like a sultan every morning, line up a gaggle of groupies, and pick out my own personal harem. Also, I wouldn't rock out to Coldplay in my car. That's why the gay rumors have persisted

*10 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

Danny DeVito arriving at BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (1/27)

Danny DeVito is about as tall as a car. That is all.

*5 Danny DeVito pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, January 29 and Sunday, January 30

Tori Spelling participating in her friend Amy Colvin's wedding at the Beverly Hills Hotel (pics start here)

Jennifer Love Hewitt filming an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler leaving Nobu in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster at La Conversation in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari leaving Spanish Kitchen in L.A. (pics start here)

Actress Kelly Macdonald shopping in New York (pics start here)

Angie Everhart leaving Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey's girlfriend) and her son Levi shopping at the Malibu Country Mart (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paulina Rubio shopping at H&M in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selena Gomez at LAX airport (pics start here)

*122 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: