Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds split up

John Mayer's penis has officially been put on notice: After two years of marriage, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are splitting up. A source told Us Weekly:
"They are being very civil about it," the source says, noting that the spouses separated about two weeks ago.

Johansson, 26, began dating Reynolds, 34, in 2007; the stars announced their engagement in May 2008 and tied the knot that September in a remote wilderness retreat in Vancouver, B.C.

The source explains that Iron Man 2 star Johansson initiated the split. At issue? "The big problem with their relationship is the distance," says the source. "They spent a lot of time apart when they are working...She's been unhappy for a while."
The distance broke them up? I don't buy that for a second. It's not like Scarlett is serving a tour in Iraq and can't fly home whenever the hell she wants to. No, I think there's a much more sinister reason for the couple's split . . . isn't that right Scarlett's secret lover OSAMA BIN LADEN!

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  • wawa

    He prolly got tired of her pig face. Huge tits only mean so much.

  • Hawk

    Kinda figured they wouldn't last. They were rarely seen together. Plus, they haven't stopped working since the got married.


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