Does she really think people want to see her naked?

Sarah Jessica Parker arriving at Berlin Tegel Airport in Germany (11/10)

I've got some bad news for those of you that have always wanted to see Sarah Jessica Parker nude: 1. You're gay, and 2. She has a no nudity clause in her contract. oh. darn. From the National Enquirer:

Sarah Jessica Parker starred in the raunchy HBO cable series Sex and the City, but she's actually Miss Goody Two-Shoes! Playing hot-to-trot serial dater Carrie Bradshaw, the real-life mom-of-three never appeared in the buff on TV or in the movies due to her contracts' "no-nudity" clause. She wasn't comfortable with scenes that included her naked, sex toys or vulgar language. "So I never did any," points out Parker, 45, who's wed to Mathew Broderick, 48.

Thank God Sarah Jessica Parker never did any nude scenes. If I wanted to see a wrinkly, shriveled up old bag with disgustingly coarse hair that was always hanging around an asshole and was attached to Mr. Big, I'd just pull out a mirror and look at my balls.

*5 Sarah Jessica Parker pictures total in the gallery:

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Soap

one word...Horse.

Bob

"If I wanted to see a wrinkly, shriveled up old bag with disgustingly coarse hair that was always hanging around an asshole and was attached to Mr. Big, I'd just pull out a mirror and look at my balls."

This just may be the funniest thing I have ever read!

barbarena

Agree jvon's comment is hee-haw-larious...but should ride her only in the barn since this horse should not be let out

Edie

I'm still laughing from 3x not wanting to see her fully clothed. lol

Gianna

Nobody even wants to see her clothed.

Anonymous

As nasty as a naked Hodonna.

Anonymous

I was gonna fo a horse based but jvon did, no more needs to be said...

Quality mate, quality

Straight

She's gross.

The idea SATC is based on--that her and those other crones are hot mommas--is a fucking joke, laughed at by straight men, and eagerly wished for by all the over-40 women who, like them, are way, way past their prime.

jvon

I would ride her all night long, or at least until she needed to stop for some hay and a bucket of water.

XXX

I love her. She is breath taking and sensous. Her figure is perfect.

Anonymous

Shes ana mia too!

xxx

I don't want to see her fully clothed.

Anonymous

She was topless in some movie with Bruce Willis

237X

and anonymous guy is gay AND Mathew Broderick.

TTT

and anonymous guy is gay

Anonymous

She is ultra hot and ultra sexy, as born out by the fact that she has born three living children. Her modesty and demur demeanor only make her more attractive. If only we had more MILF's like SJP. BTW, I am sure she is super attractive in the nude.

Lenny

Sorry to hear that you're blind.