Owen Wilson is not dead

Owen Wilson is not dead

There's a rumor on the internets that Owen Wilson died today after snowboarding into a tree at a ski resort in Zermatt, Switzerland. Not true. He's still alive . . . well alive as he can be after selling his soul to Paramount to make the latest Fockers film. You just had to have that vanishing edge jacuzzi off your master bedroom, didn't you Owen? Asshole.

Allie

Love that picture!!

This cokehead is CONSTANTLY licking his lips - it's so annoying.

I'm surprised he doesn't have a ragged hole where his mouth (and nose) should be.

Anonymous

Thank goodness, we would be lost without him.

Hawk

Thank God.

Now they won't have to cast another actor to be Marmaduke in the sequel!