Kelly Bensimon bikini pictures! (Miami - 12/4)

Real Housewives of New York City
star Kelly Bensisomething -- who has the curves of an oak tree -- went to the beach in Miami on Saturday . . . and, um, just sorta walked around . . . ! Boy, if these thrilling pictures don't get you excited, then you aren't living! Just look at that watch Kelly's wearing. Sure she might have purchased it from a store . . . or perhaps it was given to her by a RUSSIAN SPY in exchange for CLASSIFIED NATIONAL SECRETS!!!

*30 Kelly Bensimon bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Kelly Bensimon Vacation Bikini Body 1
  • Kelly Bensimon Vacation Bikini Body 2
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  • Kelly Bensimon Vacation Bikini Body 1
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  • Kelly Bensimon Vacation Bikini Body 3
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  • sem

    She looks like a post-op tranny...

  • Anonymous

    EWWWWW

  • ann

    Ugh...she needs to go away. Also, ICK.

  • Anonymous

    That just goes to show why Jersey Girls are ultra hot, and NYC/LI has a lot of hags

  • Carlos

    There's nothing sexier than a woman with melted taffy skin.

  • Whorrible

    LOL!


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