Jessica Simpson is drunk

Jessica Simpson leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (12/3)

Whoa, I had no idea you could get so drunk off rum cake. Get it? Get it? Because she's fat . . . and fat people love cake . . . but rum cake only has a tiny bit of rum in it . . . so the funny part is that Jessica would have to literally eat like five cakes to aw god dammit nevermind.

*20 Jessica Simpson drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 1
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 2
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 3
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 4
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 5
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 6
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 1
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 2
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 3
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 4
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 5
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 6
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 7
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 8
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 9
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 10
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 11
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 12
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 13
  • Jessica Simpson Trousdale Drunk 14
[Pacific Coast News]
December 06, 2010
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  • Nudgie

    I forget - is rum cake chicken or tuna???

  • Cisco



    The drunker the better for cock honking!

  • anonymous

    good thing she didn't fall down and cut herself. she would bleed pudding.

  • Hawk

    Yay drunk Jess!

  • Anonymous

    No, she is one hot mama. Jess is a sexy full blooded woman.

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