Hef's going senile

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris leaving Katsuya (12/15)

Hugh Hefner and his soulless girlfriend Crystal Harris went out for sushi at Katsuya last week in Hollywood, and Hugh brought his own damn food to the restaurant (pork chops and a baked potato according to PCN). I know what you're thinking: Hef's finally lost it. Maybe, but he gets a pass on this one. He hates sushi. It reminds him too much of his childhood. That's all his mom used to feed the family after his father left to go fight the North at Gettysburg. Those damn Yankee bastards!

*10 Hugh Hefner pictures total in the gallery:

  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 1
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 2
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 3
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 4
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 5
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 6
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 7
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 8
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 9
  • Hugh Hefner Katsuya Meal 10
[Pacific Coast News]
December 21, 2010
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  • sheree

    This poor senile sex addict has totally lost his mind. His older children should have a psychiatric exam & his gold digger

    fiancee should be kicked to the curb. What a pathetic situation

    He needs to have a conservator obviously he's gone off the

    deep end.

  • Jeff Liitle of troy ohio

    Rigth on ROY!!!

    If anyone ever watched TGND they would have known this Fucking asshole reporters.

  • roy

    Hef has always brought his own food. He also tells the chefs how to prepare it.

  • Hawk

    Jeez, is she old enough to order a drink Hef?

  • Anonymous

    senile

  • Adrenalynn Tuber

    Senile, not senial. Or, perhaps you are conflating denial with penile?

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